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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jun 25
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    You just woke up in your body. Look around you and try to figure out why you're here from the clues in your environment.

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      1. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jun 25
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        All the games I find interesting lately seem to take this form.

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      2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jun 25
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        Replying to @coallgebrah

        oh man there is literally a German word for it???

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      2. Jacob Falkovich‏ @yashkaf Jun 25
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        I'm sitting alone in a park in Charlotte. I'm wearing shorts, but next to me is a backpack containing a suit and tie, a laptop, a notepad full of doodles and finance acronyms. I think I just murdered some executive to steal his company data and buried him naked in the bushes.pic.twitter.com/adeL4BauWc

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jun 25
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        excellent photo

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      2. Visakan Veerasamy‏ @visakanv Jun 25
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        banana,,, i been in my body all my life and I have no clue why i'm here, how would a day 1 n00b figure it out,

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        Look around you, what needs doing? What subtle hints of the impending do you pick up in the news you hear clips of as you go about your daily routine?

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      2. Sam Burnstein‏ @GrumplessGrinch Jul 1
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        Many magical objects respond to my gestures. Given the apparent scope of my powers, I must be a mighty wizard, or perhaps a minor god. The small carnivore may be my familiar or totem.

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      3. Sam Burnstein‏ @GrumplessGrinch Jul 1
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        Replying to @GrumplessGrinch @literalbanana

        Examination of several containers suggests I may be associated with the "Prime", though I am uncertain what that might be. Judging by the placement of the scrying devices, they are the focus of my activity here.

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      2. sad Moon satellite‏ @sadmoonanalog Jul 1
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        I feel disturbed about being in a box?? The dog is scary but not harmful and magically well fitted to be responsive without very bothersome to me. I can't hear the sound or any sensory input awakening my thirst or hunger such that I could learn about them.

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        I realize very quickly that waking up in this moldable soft rectangle (blanket) is good because the other rectangle keeps blowing cold air. Fixing things like that to me might be good.

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