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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. if you are reading this be aware that words are fake

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    1. Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People‏ @MorlockP 19 Jun 2019
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      Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People Retweeted Matt Walsh

      > there is literally no argument never ever ever say this I mean, unless you don't care about truth and just care about persuading via emotionshttps://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1141315707822583808 …

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      Matt WalshVerified account @MattWalshBlog
      There is literally no argument against these girls. Their case is rock solid and indisputable. https://twitter.com/FOX61News/status/1141293509661663232 …
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    2. Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People‏ @MorlockP 19 Jun 2019
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      2/ I'm generally in favor of sex segregated sports competitions that do not allow people who went through puberty as male to compete against people who went through it as female. For the default / obvious reasons. HOWEVER >>>

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    3. Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People‏ @MorlockP 19 Jun 2019
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      3/ The claim was not "this policy is a good one". The claim was "there is literally no argument against it". So - devil's advocate - let's generate an argument against it!

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    4. Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People‏ @MorlockP 19 Jun 2019
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      4/ Do girls have a right to compete in girls-only chess teams for scholarships? How about girls-only academic ranking? Does a white Anglo girl have the right to compete in academics only against non-Jewish non-Asian girls for class rank / SAT scores ? why / why not?

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    5. Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People‏ @MorlockP 19 Jun 2019
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      5/ If we want to create defined bands where no one has an "unfair advantage", then let's look at the skinny low-muscle (low-T ?) kid. Why do we put him in the same wrestling league as high-T kids? Why do we put the chubby kid in the same running league as the skinny kid?

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      Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 19 Jun 2019
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      Replying to @MorlockP

      Extraordinary Banana Retweeted Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People

      oh man you weren’t kiddinghttps://twitter.com/morlockp/status/1141317972738367488 …

      Extraordinary Banana added,

      Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People @MorlockP
      I normally just lose my shit and start yelling "why do you think you know X when you obviously don't, and no one does, because X is really really complicated". This is how I keep my friend count at a svelte-and-lean ~ 2-3. https://twitter.com/literalbanana/status/1141311091848314880 …
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