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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jun 16
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    piloting a human suit is exhausting, how do you guys manage it all the time??

    6:13 PM - 16 Jun 2019
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      2. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr Jun 16
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        You held up pretty well 🙂

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jun 16
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        it was so much fun!

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      2. avery‏ @averykimball Jun 16
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        Have you found the joystick? Not all models come equipped with one, those have a different control metaphor.

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      3. bowser‏ @browserdotsys Jun 16
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        look for one of thesepic.twitter.com/DBY2uG5za4

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      1. halvorz‏ @halvorz Jun 16
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        I have no idea who or what is in control I'm just trapped in here watching helplessly

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      2. Molten Steel‏ @_molten_steel_ Jun 16
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        make a tulpa to do the piloting for you gotta take over every once in a while tho. to establish dominance

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      3. Norn‏ @RainyDuke Jun 16
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        I’m still getting a hang of the tulpa concept but this must be what happens when I do the thing I think of as “turn my brain off”

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      1. j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s‏ @_jordan_bates Jun 16
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        let go and let Flow + laughter, ayahuasca, golf, poker, amaretto, kayaking, orgasms, Oreos, rap music, love, etc

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      1. Joscha Bach‏ @Plinz Jun 17
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        I put it in sleep mode a third of the time, and in non human mode for another third.

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      2. Jessica‏ @ssica3003 Jun 17
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        Well we get to sleep at regular intervals 😂

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      3. Adam Strandberg‏ @The_Lagrangian Jun 17
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        owned

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