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Extraordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. if you are reading this be aware that words are fake

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    1. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 21 May 2019
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    2. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 21 May 2019
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      and I say unto you again, u wot m8pic.twitter.com/uUm7FjYWln

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      Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 21 May 2019
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      oh wow like in cryptonomicon

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        2. __, (25 second attention span)‏ @similaralterity 21 May 2019
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          van eck somethinging

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        3. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 21 May 2019
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          honestly I couldn't tell whether that whole van eck phreaking scene was just an excuse to drop 10 pages of porn into the middle of the book or vice versa

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        2. Bernd Haug‏ @ITBeHa 21 May 2019
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          TEMPEST attacks are old news but normally worked off the electromagnetic field of the display (sometimes with the display cables as an antenna). Pure-acoustic is an escalation for sure, especially if you consider how good laser microphones (listening off windows) have gotten.

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        3. Bernd Haug‏ @ITBeHa 21 May 2019
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          Actually acoustic surface listening algos have become so good that reading the deformations off of high-quality digital camera videos work sometimes.

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        2. Kia‏☆‏ @alt_kia 21 May 2019
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          yes indeed also thanks for reminding me of the stockings/heirloom-furniture scene

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        3. despairagus‏ @palecur 21 May 2019
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          i'm not gonna search pornhub for HEPPLEWHITE MILF GETS A RUN IN HER HOSE but i'm just gonna relax in quiet confidence that it's there

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