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Ordinary Banana
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    Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana May 12
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    Do you have severe lifelong untreatable depression & have you tried keto?

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      2. regret maximizer‏ @teleonomist May 12
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        are you not curious whether they found it helpful if they did try it or

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana May 12
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        no I’m not at all curious it’s definitely not just the limitations of a single late night twitter poll

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      2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana May 12
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        I keep thinking that if I'd been a fat banana I'd have tried it years ago and not been miserable that whole time

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      2. Top  🔟 Anime Snufkins‏ @estnihil May 12
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        i like how ambiguous this poll as is to what it's trying to establish does keto help treatment resitant depression? do depressed people try keto more often than non-depressed? does keto cause depression?

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana May 12
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        all I wanted to know was if there were people with severe depression who hadn’t tried it

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      2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana May 12
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        it’s amazing how much advice I’ve gotten just about this one poll - lesson in there!

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      1. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao May 12
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        hehehehe

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      1. Chenoe Hart‏ @chenoehart May 13
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        Keto seems like something that would require even more commitment and willpower and planning on top of everything else I’m already behind on doing. I also tend to crave pasta, which might in itself be a symptom.

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