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Ordinary Banana
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    Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Apr 26
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    protip: if you are wrong on 6 or more levels simultaneously, your opponents’ morale will plummet and they won’t be able to correct you

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      2. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr Apr 27
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        Brandolini Bullshit Asymmetry Principle. Also you mean “not even wrong”.pic.twitter.com/Yfpr6jTy0W

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Apr 27
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        I got what I deserved with this tweet which was going micro-viral and repeatedly told about baldini’s law

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      2. Stephan W‏ @Saporaku Apr 26
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        Can confirm.

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Apr 26
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        “wouldn’t it be easier to just be correct?” yes every worthwhile goal requires sacrifices

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      2. Misha‏ @drethelin Apr 26
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        oh god I've had this experience so many times online

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Apr 26
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        it works!!!

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      2. Giuseppe Garibaldi stan account‏ @SFire6464 Apr 27
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        Pretty sure this is just straight up Ben Shapiro's strategy, piling so many misrepresentations of the opponent's argument and inaccurate nonsense that they spend all their time trying to correct him and never actually make a point or say anything worthwhile.

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Apr 27
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        I don't know who that is but it's an effective strategy

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      1. Christer Bendixen‏ @ChristerMLB Apr 26
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        Also: Brandolini's law states that: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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      1.  🦃ThankSilkies 🦃‏ @Sharkurricane Apr 26
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        “There’s so much wrong in this I just can’t even” - your vanquished enemies

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