Ordinary Banana

gingerbread man, kolobok -- it's no coincidence many cultures have stories of small humans formed from food rebelling at their destinies

less densely-settled areas, less westernized, have little people in the hills, fairies in the forest -- but they can't be there here

there's a conservation of little humans and you see this with the increase in alien sightings now that no one bakes at home

this is one of my most important tweets