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Literal Banana out here like, super nasal voice, “my husband’s so OLD...” “How old is he?!” “...And so LAAAZY...” “How lazy is he!?” “My husband’s SO old and SO lazy, he’s a LOAF of BANANA BREAD” Uproarious laughter
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Nothing says look at my bad judgement and lack of loyalty like dunking on the ole ball & chain
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"I'm such a low quality man, the best woman I could attract is lazy and fat" wow, dude, really told HER off! yeah, I hate spouse-bashing
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