We do not deserve content this good.
the controversial “Canadian cosmology” is the causal situation implied by apologizing for things well outside your own light cone
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whenever I’m cringing about how dumb a tweet is it’s always really popular idk what that says about me or the world
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Begs the question, “if a Canadian apologizes in a forest and there’s no one...”
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... then the forest will apologize too, for its inconvenient location.
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...and let us thus infer that a Canadian in a steel box is simultaneously apologizing, and not apologizing
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This is banned by the Eschaton
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I’m sorry but I could not stop that cosmology from expanding. I did the best I could aboot it.
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Apologising for something you can't even observe is quite impressive
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