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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1. Misha‏ @drethelin Feb 24
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      I don't drink but if I drank it would be hard to resist bloody maries

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    2. Chris Wage‏ @cwage Feb 24
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      they are pretty tasty even w/o alcohol

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Feb 24
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      I get bloody Mary mix with no booze on airplanes for some reason it's so salty & good

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        1. Misha‏ @drethelin Feb 24
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          This

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        2. Matthew Skala‏ @mattskala Feb 24
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          There was a thing in the news a couple years ago suggesting that lower air pressure actually makes tomato juice taste better. But have you tried Clamato, critical ingredient in the Canadian "caesar" cocktail? That's good too, largely (I suspect) because the clam juice = MSG.

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        3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Feb 24
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          FREQUENTLY

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        2.  🕷BenjaminP.Taylor 🇪🇺‏ @antlerboy Feb 24
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          They say taste buds are affected by altitude which is why salty tastes so good on a flight... though I think some have called these findings into question!

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        3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Feb 24
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          hm salt also tastes good when you climb up a mountain

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        2. Pimp Lobbyist‏ @Bugs_Meany Feb 24
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          I agree with this but i also consider the mixing of beer and tomato juice (aka The Michelada) to be a crime against nature and godhttps://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/michelada-recipe6-2112050 …

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        3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Feb 24
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          otherwise it wouldn't taste so good

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        2. Chris Wage‏ @cwage Feb 24
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          i never drink tomato juice ever except on a plane, idk why

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          fractal octopus Retweeted Matthew Skala

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          Replying to @literalbanana @cwage @drethelin
          There was a thing in the news a couple years ago suggesting that lower air pressure actually makes tomato juice taste better. But have you tried Clamato, critical ingredient in the Canadian "caesar" cocktail? That's good too, largely (I suspect) because the clam juice = MSG.
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          tomat-no

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