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Ordinary Banana
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    1. j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s‏ @_jordan_bates Jan 20
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      The position that virtually all info under the umbrellas 'pseudoscience' or 'parapsychology' or 'paranormal phenomena' or 'mysticism' is highly suspect and can reasonably be assumed to be false/fictitious

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    2. still gamer‏ @bigmastertroll Jan 20
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      wait you dont agree with this??

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    3. j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s‏ @_jordan_bates Jan 21
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      Correct. I think many of the qualia described in these areas are much more than mere hallucination or self-delusion; I think the world is much stranger/more astonishing than we commonly realize (Of course there's still likely plenty of bad info in these categories as well)

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    4. still gamer‏ @bigmastertroll Jan 21
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      awesome -- i WISH so much i cd believe but the reports of these mystical things don't seem to make sense in a way that can't also just be explained as coincidental or motivated? do you have any examples/arguments that get around this

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    5. j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s‏ @_jordan_bates Jan 21
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      j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s Retweeted j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s

      this thread might contain some signals/breadcrumbs you're looking for: https://twitter.com/_jordan_bates/status/1083099011320610817 … at a certain point i had just personally experienced enough extranormal qualia and met enough ppl who had also experienced a variety as well it became clear there was more going on

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      j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s @_jordan_bates
      feedback for ingroup/metarational twitter: imho UST/ingroup is biased in the direction of rationality/current scientific orthodoxy (despite attempting to transcend/include rationality) and overly averse to the value of 'the ineffable' / learning via direct experience thoughts? https://twitter.com/_jordan_bates/status/924124150939099137 …
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    6. j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s‏ @_jordan_bates Jan 21
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      the best way to learn about this territory is to find out for yourself. meditate, lucid dream, do breathwork, do other rituals aimed at initiating non-ordinary states of consciousness, take psychedelics in a responsible/wise way (if they're not contraindicated for you)

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    7. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jan 21
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      I completely approve of this method - very fun!

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    8. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jan 21
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      I don’t “believe” in woo but I can totally make a ball of energy in my hands for massage

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    9. j o r d a n  🦑 b a t e s‏ @_jordan_bates Jan 21
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      Banana, are there particular 'woo' ideas/phenomena that you (strongly) suspect are more true/real and/or more complex/interesting than commonly assumed by scientism-y anti-woo people? Which ones? Or 'woo' ideas/phenomena you straight-up suspect are true/real and not delusions?

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    10. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jan 21
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      ones I think are real - imagining things is a direct way to getting your body to do things

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jan 21
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      so like, imagining beams of light shooting out of your fingers might be the only way to get into the yoga pose right

      10:59 AM - 21 Jan 2019
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