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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 13
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      🤕💨🤗🗣️ "anhedonia was higher in all patients compared to healthy controls. The more the subject is anhedonic, the higher the VAS scale for abdominal pain. This study suggests that anhedonia would need to be very carefully weighed in IBD and IBS patients" https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30628137 

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    2.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 13
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      Brb, looking up the history of air inflation kinks and if it has impacts on vagal functioning.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/939880182739062785 …

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      I mean... Its not like there's any reason why electricity in the bladder would do anything useful. Right? RIGHT? Oh hmm... It might indirectly stimulate the vagal nerve https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17610360  and maybe help people poop by affecting serotonin? http://jpet.aspetjournals.org/content/318/2/890 …
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    3.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 13
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      Speaking of kinks. I wonder what Scott Adams thinks about them.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/922511810204495873 …

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      temporarily lowering O2 and then raising it could trigger an adrenaline response. Submission behavior is weird: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-017-05603-7 …
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    4.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 14
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      type 2 diabetes is commonly seen with gut dysbiosis. Insight: depression and type 2 diabetes go hand in hand. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27088371/ …

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    5.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 14
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      Conclusion: "The results of the present study demonstrated that the yoga is effective in reducing the blood glucose levels in patients with T2DM."https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4437062/ …

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    6.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 14
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      Heh. Massage your poop tunnels and vagal nerve to modulate stress. "Research suggests that this practice modulates the stress response."https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/yoga-for-anxiety-and-depression …

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    7.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 14
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      I am literally figuratively pulling these insights out of my ass. I was thinking about sloth farts and how long they can hold their breath because of their low metabolism. Then I wondered if some dogs are better at floating.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/889600741136113664 …

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      Dog butt theory of panic attacks https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4017164/ … meets http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/04/05/the-case-of-the-suffocating-woman/ …
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    8.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 14
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      I was watching this video saying that sloths were 'shit tier' animals. Guy doesn't know about sloth's super powers.https://invidio.us/watch?v=gn6sQt_wwBQ …

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    9.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 14
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      OMG. Sloths actually are fart floating mammals! "they’re like big balls of air" 💨 http://panamaadvisoryinternationalgroup.com/blog/news-from-panama/panamas-swimming-pygmy-sloths-take-sea/ …pic.twitter.com/KWBzNyyvjj

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      Link all the weird ideas together to maximize the most amount of gaseous windbaggery. Then light it on fire.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/1085042566226161664 …

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      Today in weird microbiome ideas: Does sloths holding in poop act to allow them to float? Would this show in humans ala aquatic ape theory? Is marfan syndrome / crohn's an artifact of swim adaptation? https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-1-4471-5442-6_18 … Manatees use farts to float. https://invidio.us/watch?v=TfUQZsFo2Lk …
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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jan 14
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      oh nooooo

      10:00 PM - 14 Jan 2019
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