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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jan 3
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    What’s the worst thing you’ve convinced a younger person was true? I convinced a younger person that chocolate milk was raw elk guts

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      1. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jan 3
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        I was like ten years old at the time it’s worth triple points beat that please

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 3
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        my cool ex fiancee convinced her younger (10yo, 8yo) sister that a couple of plastic gewgaws she found in a pool were cursed relica of a lady cowboy and if she ever lost them the ghost would come kill her but she couldn't look at the plastic things either

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 3
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        the ex forgot about this immediately however her sister was terrified and kept the gewgaws in a drawer she never looked inside but occasionally checked on until she was fourteen

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      2. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes Jan 3
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        I convinced my sister that left-handed people have the heart in the right hand side of the chest once playing as vampires and she wasn't disabused of that notion until years later, by a left-handed classmate

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      1. St. Rev  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev Jan 3
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        I once convinced a girl that because muscle is heavier than fat, I actually weighed over six hundred pounds.

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      2. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao Jan 3
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        I convinced my sister that yellow was a girls color and it was disturbing that she liked the wrong color instead of yellow so that way she could stop liking the colors I liked

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        the worst part was the color I convinced her was the correct color to like became her favorite color for the rest of the time favorite colors mattered I never said anything to her abt it tho

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      1. selentelechia‏ @selentelechia Jan 3
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        When my buddy worked at a daycare he convinced the kids it was bad luck to see an ant and not name it. Then he walked them past an anthill.

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      1. selentelechia‏ @selentelechia Jan 3
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        My uncle convinced me that his van was incapable of playing children's music.

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