Kids I made a gluten-free cake and I’m covering it with an inch-thick layer of homemade lemon mousse instead of frosting it
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Replying to @lyrra_sark
I heard that scientists are working on making non-sentient fruits & vegetables so that it’s moral to eat us
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That contradicts our parallel efforts to uplift the kumquats. Disturbing.
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Replying to @lyrra_sark
sentient and non-sentient forms could co-exist it’s just really embarrassing if you get caught making out with the wrong kind
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