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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. if you are reading this be aware that words are fake

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    1. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Dec 2018
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      1) things people just explain 2) things that make people mad and haughty when asked to explain, e.g. “read a 1st year textbook”

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      Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Dec 2018
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      I think the difference is not just that 2) are more basic than 1), but that 2) is a sign that it’s something core to an imaginary world

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        2. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Dec 2018
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          being asked to explain (2) is like having to tell someone the rules of the game, breaking the flow

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        3. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Dec 2018
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          it makes people REALLY mad when it’s about their main imaginary game that they use to define their self-worth

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        4. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Dec 2018
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          When people get mad and say “jeez it’s so basic read a first-year textbook” I suggest doing exactly that

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        5. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Dec 2018
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          You can learn hilarious, amazing things that are not at all what the cranky person OR the textbook author hoped you would learn

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        2. Rotem Eren 🤦🏻‍♀️‏ @RotemEren 7 Dec 2018
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          It's tricky because there are two sides to this. Like, if someone is really going hard with Zeno's paradoxes, I could teach him infinitesimal calculus starting from the axioms of ZDC, but I'd just be reproducing the textbooks (albeit with the classic Rotem Eren improvements).

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        3. Rotem Eren 🤦🏻‍♀️‏ @RotemEren 7 Dec 2018
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          At a certain point, demanding evidence that already exists in widely available and acknowledged sources is a way to demagogue to idiots who are too stupid to understand those sources.

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        1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 8 Dec 2018
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          "i don't want to talk to you until you've bought into the same sacred premises as me"

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        1. Yung Kark AKA one a them raccoons‏ @YungKark 7 Dec 2018
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          semi-related, its really fun when somebody drops ivy credentials to pretend you've never heard of the school

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