Unflavored sugar to prevent sugar addiction Unflavored food in general Unflavored everything because flavor is a gateway drug to drugs
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Unflavored porn Unflavored caffeine water Making people all wear the same uncomfortable ugly exercise clothes to combat exercise addiction
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Lynx and text-only social media Online shopping limited to burlap sacks Sunscreen can’t be coconut-scented because it encourages cancer
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Dancing is allowed but only the Hokey Pokey and no music except one drum machine track
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Really dating yourself here… (w3m!)
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I'm a timeless banana
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