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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      "Sexual intercourse was taboo on the Lord's Day. The Puritans believed that children were born on the same day of the week as when they had been conceived. Unlucky infants who entered the world on the Sabbath were sometimes denied baptism."

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      "Throughout the Western world in the seventeenth century . . . twice as many conceptions occurred in the peak month of April as in the summer months." Woh (this pattern was absent in New England)

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      someone is going to write a book like this about us in 350 years and it is going to be utterly savage

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      Got to the bit I was interested in re: treatment of the indigent "Chronic unemployment was a major problem . . . Most towns looked after their own; elderly residents were treated with decency, respect, and compassion." Towns had a dole of bread, butter, and coal. BUT

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      "The vagrant poor were treated with great brutality. Pregnant women were expelled so their newborns would not become a charge upon the town. . . . In Essex, some of these vagrants were sent to . . . the dark dungeons of Colchester Castle."

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      Note the above is about East Anglia but still gets at my wondering from earlierhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1056539690810011648?s=19 …

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      Been jumping between HRE, classical Greece, and the colonies lately Very interested in comparative folkways especially And thinking about how urbanization transmutes poverty Do rural communities and maybe especially agrarian societies handle it better, socially?
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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      New England itself told nobles (politely) to get fucked when they demanded hereditary offices It also barred poor English from entry, BUT "For town poor, [charity] went beyond the minimum. In Salem, one man was [put in stocks] for being uncharitable to a poor man in distress."pic.twitter.com/IspNOzkiaP

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      "There were strict rules of deference in this society . . . Travelers as late as the early 19C expressed astonishment at the sight of New England children who turned and bowed at the edge of the highway when their 'betters' rode by." OK see this is how you get Andrew Jackson

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2018
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      ". . . individual order coexisted with an institutional savagery that appeared in the burning of rebellious servants, the maiming of political dissenters, the hanging of Quakers, the execution of witches, and the crushing to death with heavy stones of [Giles Corey]."

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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Oct 2018
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      "In Massachusetts towns, most adults were prosecuted at least once for criminal offenses against order--commonly small Sabbath violations, minor cases of disturbing the peace, sexual offenses, idleness, lying, domestic disorder, or drunkenness." fuuuuuuuuuuuuck this place

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 29 Oct 2018
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      every world is a LARP world but that is some LARPy shit

      12:05 AM - 29 Oct 2018
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        1. Visakan Veerasamy‏ @visakanv 29 Oct 2018
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          Visakan Veerasamy Retweeted Venkatesh Rao

          https://twitter.com/vgr/status/1027604793101959168?s=21 …

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          Normalcy is simply the majority sect of magical thinking
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