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Socratic Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_kin for beef scheduling

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    Socratic Banana‏ @literalbanana 17 Sep 2018

    my husbanana wouldn’t tell me the name of the olfactory lobe when I couldn’t think of it and kept insisting it was the smellabellum

    7:50 PM - 17 Sep 2018
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      1. Socratic Banana‏ @literalbanana 17 Sep 2018

        this is worse than when he wouldn’t tell me what a petard was (n.b. it’s a shakespearean bomb) and insisted it was a rude slur for vegans

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      2. Levi Hebert‏ @levihasherpes 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @literalbanana

        I've allowed a gay banana onto my timeline

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      3. Socratic Banana‏ @literalbanana 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @levihasherpes

        only in the rude sense of gay

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      4. Levi Hebert‏ @levihasherpes 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @literalbanana

        even worse, I've let a rude, seemingly gender fluid banana onto my timeline

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Socratic Banana‏ @literalbanana 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @levihasherpes

        bananas don’t think about such things but my human suit is a girl human

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      6. Levi Hebert‏ @levihasherpes 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @literalbanana

        OH GREAT, A LYING BANANA

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      2. Emergent Of System‏ @systemergent 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @literalbanana

        Has it been promoted from bulb then? Grade inflation

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      3. Socratic Banana‏ @literalbanana 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @systemergent

        ayfs

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      4. Emergent Of System‏ @systemergent 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @literalbanana

        After consulting the wikipede, the bulb is a place, the cortex is simply all the brain parts that do smell.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN‏ @GENIC0N 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @literalbanana

        the stankular cortex

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      1. niftierideology‏ @niftierideology 17 Sep 2018
        Replying to @literalbanana

        Snuffismatic Nucleus

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      1. Mark Hedges‏ @MarkHedgesUSA 18 Sep 2018
        Replying to @literalbanana

        I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear.

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      1. zing mud chandelier‏ @ngvrnd 18 Sep 2018
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        Smellabellum is the best name ever

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      1. St. Rev  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev 17 Sep 2018
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        grounds for divorce IMO

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      1. Rotem Eren 🤦🏻‏ @RotemEren 17 Sep 2018
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        Why must all the good bananas be taken?

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