im jealous everyone else has sex but im also pretty sure its just a hoax I cant even imagine relationships it seems like made up bullshit to me like can you imagine what texting a girl every day? do you buy groceries together? doesnt seem like a real thing sorry sounds fake
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I dont see my fucking best friends every day even, they basically dont exist for most of the week then suddenly materialize every once in a while, what, some girl will want to hang out with me even more then them??? ya right!
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u need to get out of your room more man people have less sex than you think and more cringey relationships than you think
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uhhhh
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ok I buy that actually
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