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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 26 Aug 2018
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      There’s a debate about whether fish feel pain and the best moment is “actually plants might feel pain” https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/c746/b1fe1f738b1d7ac5f5aff8b655dc986b6b76.pdf …pic.twitter.com/9uuf3t5jZr

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 26 Aug 2018
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      blowing my mind over and overpic.twitter.com/1KdquN9Iuu

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        1. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 27 Aug 2018
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          As a plant I can confirm that yes we feel pain every time you post basic bitch politics

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        2. Dan listens to the cold light of morning‏ @danlistensto 27 Aug 2018
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          Banana I have been on this trip for years. Plants domesticate animals, humans included.

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        3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 27 Aug 2018
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          😇

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        2. Miss Distance (Kia‏☆)‏ @alt_kia 27 Aug 2018
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          old: “The only thing we are sure about consciousness, is that it is soluble in chloroform.” bold: this applies to plants too

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        1. niftierideology‏ @niftierideology 27 Aug 2018
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          [laughs in panpsychism]

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        1. Victor India‏ @justvit 27 Aug 2018
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          Doesn't that look like the intelligent design?

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