let's just get this out of the way. yes i have made fun of you behind your back, yes i have heard more people than me do it, and no it's not an exclusive problem with you
everyone is just worthy of mockery 
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I used to stress about people making fun of me and then I realized how much joy I get from making fun of people
it’s just utilitarian, people can get joy from you behind your back and you don’t have to do anything
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wow we made the same joke. the stars just aligned
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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