bitch I could lactase persistence your ass into the ground bring it
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Replying to @fire__exit
this is like the one competition that doesn’t involve math or knitting that I could own you at
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Replying to @literalbanana
my ego demands i can't let the former claim go uncontested
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Replying to @fire__exit
wow I had no idea I totally didn’t include that to troll you
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Replying to @literalbanana @fire__exit
I assumed you did now you guys are going to have to find a way to compete over math and milk at the same time
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Replying to @turrible_tao @literalbanana
i actually did the math and if i start using meth i can become a competition tier knitter in roughly two weeks
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Replying to @fire__exit @literalbanana
this is true, banana told me their knitting is actually the slower version you can learn the faster version and become SUPERIOR v quickly!
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Replying to @turrible_tao @fire__exit
sigh I can’t believe you remember that and that your memory is correct and that’s literally true
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Replying to @literalbanana @fire__exit
wow you thought you were better at math knitting and milk and now you might lose at all three how embarrassing
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we’ll see won’t we
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Replying to @literalbanana @turrible_tao
its just occurred to me tao may wish to see us battle so as to turn our weakness to his advantage... is such diabolical plan possible
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