ok usually if there’s fruit I eat that too but only out of weakness it’s not good
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Replying to @literalbanana
most commercially available cheese tastes gross for more than a few bites, and fruit is good
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Replying to @fire__exit
I feel bad for you [and your local dairy market] son
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Replying to @fire__exit
I love digesting lactose it’s so delicious I’m gonna drink another half gallon of straight milk are you jealous
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Replying to @literalbanana
bitch i spent the last three months eating a half gallon of ice cream a day
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Replying to @fire__exit
bitch I could lactase persistence your ass into the ground bring it
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Replying to @fire__exit
this is like the one competition that doesn’t involve math or knitting that I could own you at
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Replying to @literalbanana
my ego demands i can't let the former claim go uncontested
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wow I had no idea I totally didn’t include that to troll you
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Replying to @turrible_tao @literalbanana
i actually did the math and if i start using meth i can become a competition tier knitter in roughly two weeks
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