Lisa McIntire

@LisaMcIntire

Writer & editor. Previously: , , , . I deserve neither such praise nor such censure.

San Francisco, California
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Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Aug 2015

    On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

    4 replies 41 retweets 186 likes
  2. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    In its treatment of women, the U.S. is not a first-world country.

    A woman in Texas is about 10 times as likely to die from pregnancy as one in Spain or Sweden by
    107 retweets 225 likes
  3. 7 hours ago

    Never have had the occasion to say “I think you need to go” or “I’ll show myself out.” Must not be doing something right.

    1 reply 2 likes
  4. 10 hours ago

    This is exactly what I said to in my self-review.

    Per , Ivanka "desperately wants to lower expectations of what she can achieve"
    20 likes
  5. 12 hours ago

    More nacho-cradling, less yelling is my advice

    SEE IT: gets in face of heckling fan while cradling nachos
    2 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
  6. 12 hours ago

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

    My proceeds from PayPal were $180m. I put $100m in SpaceX, $70m in Tesla and $10m in Solar City. I had to borrow money for rent. —Elon Musk
    3 replies 44 retweets 140 likes
  7. 14 hours ago

    Fuck off

    More women are freezing their eggs, but is it making us complacent about fertility?
    1 retweet 12 likes
  8. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Ayn Rand's hobby was sending the FBI clippings of books she thought were seditious

    81 replies 440 retweets 699 likes
  9. Retweeted
    15 hours ago
    Replying to

    This kid on his gap year is who I think of when I see Jeffrey Gettleman's byline

    1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jul 29

    im already on twitter tho

    Let's go to the darkest place we know.
    5 retweets 20 likes
  11. Jul 29

    It’s also why I can’t afford a mortgage.

    Hawaiian poke has never been trendier. But the mainland is ruining it.
    1 reply 4 likes
  12. Jul 29
    Replying to

    may we all live to tell some hipster boys they’re a “ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers”

    7 likes
  13. Jul 29

    I went down a wee rabbit hole and found this tidbit that I missed at the time.

    1 reply
  14. Jul 29
    Replying to

    meanwhile, my New Yorkers come fast and furious and have no respect for how they stress me out

    1 reply 9 likes
  15. Jul 29
    Replying to

    no wonder this year has been worse than usual. can’t be for any other reason!!

    1 reply 3 likes
  16. Jul 29

    I let my Martha Stewart Living subscription lapse and I am BESIDE myself

    2 replies 13 likes
  17. Jul 29

    even Trump’s list engagement emails are 100% projection

    1 retweet
  18. Jul 29

    hmmmmm

    3 replies
  19. Jul 28

    I’m sure John Kerry would agree.

    This thing where Democrats insist a retired military man or woman can never be allowed to fully reintegrate into society is really gross.
    3 retweets 3 likes
  20. Jul 28

    The only good thing on Facebook is when people post real estate listings and folks from different states lose their minds

    4 replies 11 likes
  21. Jul 28

    🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 blessings upon this tweet 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    There have literally been more successful Deals in The Breeders than in this administration.
    2 retweets

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