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Lisa Parker

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Atlanta girl now Costa Rica chica 🇨🇷 est 2011. Working on PhD in life. I never meet a stranger. #DMB #ADHD #Surviving45 has dual meanings

Playa Hermosa, Costa Rica
Joined March 2009

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    1. Amee Vanderpool‏ @girlsreallyrule 21 Jul 2018
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      Which is more dignified-telling the passenger next to you on the plane when you order a drink at 6:30 in the morning that you are, "on vacation" or "an extremely nervous flyer?" Asking for a friend...

      1,196 replies 277 retweets 3,400 likes
    2. Lisa Parker‏ @lisa_parker 21 Jul 2018
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      Replying to @girlsreallyrule

      More importantly, is your house clean...? 😳 Inquiring minds want to know!

      4 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
    3. Amee Vanderpool‏ @girlsreallyrule 21 Jul 2018
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      Replying to @lisa_parker

      My house is SPARKLING, thank you for asking and I haven't remembered anything I forgot...yet.pic.twitter.com/lVo7HES4Sb

      3 replies 2 retweets 84 likes
    4. Lisa Parker‏ @lisa_parker 21 Jul 2018
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      Replying to @girlsreallyrule

      You seem quite confident busting out the “all-caps”, eh? I’m sure you took care of some random dust bunnies under the sofa, but I believe I’ll need some evidence... I think pics of the BASEBOARDS will suffice. 😳 Lastly... Do you wear gloves while cleaning? Virgos... 😜

      4 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
    5. RoseThornne  🤔 guilty people hate investigations‏ @rosethornne 21 Jul 2018
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      Replying to @lisa_parker @girlsreallyrule

      But... did you dust the coils on the refrigerator?

      2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
    6. Resistance‏ @lindimac3 21 Jul 2018
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      Replying to @rosethornne @lisa_parker @girlsreallyrule

      That’s the real test!

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      Lisa Parker‏ @lisa_parker 21 Jul 2018
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      Replying to @lindimac3 @rosethornne @girlsreallyrule

      I know we’re all strangers but connected in some way so just want 2 say “thanks” 4 the morning laughs & let’s be honest... Cleaning is an art. The struggle is real. And we will all continue 2 resist & occasionally, stray off topic and just be “friends” shooting the shit... 🤟🏼

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        2. Brian Zook  🌊 🌊 🌊 🦅 🏈!‏ @anches 21 Jul 2018
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          Replying to @lisa_parker @lindimac3 and

          I’m a single man with 2 cats & a dog. A big dog. What is this “cleaning” you speak of?

          6 replies 3 retweets 49 likes
        3. 🅷 🅾🅻🅼🅴🆁 𝌛=𝌲‏ @Holmer_K 21 Jul 2018
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          Replying to @anches @lisa_parker and

          Yes...I'm a single parent with two kids and a cat. I never heard of the word.

          1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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        1. Resistance‏ @lindimac3 21 Jul 2018
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          In addition to being perfect, your response is greatly appreciated. ❤️

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        1. Protesting Unicorn‏ @berkelbees 21 Jul 2018
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          Replying to @lisa_parker @lindimac3 and

          My art is left in the dust. Hence, dusting not permitted.

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        1. MaryAnne 🇺🇸‏ @mariemary2653 21 Jul 2018
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          Replying to @lisa_parker @lindimac3 and

          Ah, housework. The ultimate exercise in futility.

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