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Uh, okay, but that case tho.
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Many will enter, one will win. We're celebrating #MayThe4th with this nebular build powered by the mighty @Intelgaming Core i9-11900K CPU, @NVIDIAGeForce RTX 3080 and built + case modded by ENIAC. Enter this way β–Ί newegg.io/maythe4th2021
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I can’t believe this is all factually correct.
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A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal was purchased from the Costco on Topanga Canyon Blvd, and his wife played Topanga in Boy Meets World. Meanwhile, Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast.
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Hi. I manage a restaurant with dozens upon dozens of employees. $15/hr is good. We will be fine. The burgers won’t go up that much. They’ll go up a little. The money added to pockets will still be more. We’ve done the math. Stop pretending you’ve done it for us.
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While talking to my husbeast the other day (sober), I totally lost the word for "planetarium", and called it the "space place". Him: "space place?! πŸ₯΄" Me: Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
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last night i accidentally got so high i forgot what pringles are called
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