At the end of every year, I conduct a personal Annual Review.
7 simple questions (that may change your life):
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Serena Williams won 23 Grand Slam titles.
To put that in perspective, you have won zero Grand Slam titles.
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Rudy. 😭
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Important help needed.
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Hey people! Help a hungry sister out… what’s the best sushi place downtown SLC?! #grubtour @coryclements_ get your people on this…
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Hi, I have a problem.
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At what point will we delete the section for home phone numbers on forms? Does anyone still have a “home phone”?
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This random lady just bursted into my office and yelled that if I drink red raspberry tea every day I won’t get covid. Spread the word I guess.
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Shout out to all the unsung heroes who respond to ALL the questions in an email and not just one. 🤘🏼
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My dear friends, as we near the end of a challenging year, one that may feel to many as a time of uncertainty and darkness, let us never forget that the light of hope still shines brightly. Jesus Christ is the light, the life, and the hope of the world. #LightTheWorld
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During this unprecedented year, when virtually every person in the world has suffered the effects of a global pandemic, there is nothing more important we can do this Christmas than to rivet our focus on the Savior and on the gift of what His life really means to each of us.
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Donovan Mitchell has agreed to a five-year, $195M max extension with the Jazz, per @wojespn
Spida got the BAG 
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“I’m so soft now. It’s cold and I’m FREEZING”
“Sorry but you have never not been soft.” - with the banger!!! 💥
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Highlights in recent months are mostly just friends updating me after they watch the shows I love.
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Had a COVID scare because I couldn't taste anything.
Turns out, that's how La Croix is supposed to be.
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The only way I’ll watch the next Presidential debate is if one of the following are moderating:
-Stephen A Smith
-Lou Holtz
-The Western Kentucky mascot
-Baby Yoda
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Franchise record and a loss. How depressing. #utahjazz
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Re-reading a talk given by Jeffrey R. Holland just two months ago. “Once we've conquered covid-19, we should be **as urgently committed** to eradicating hunger, poverty, school shootings, and racism”
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Hate when I have to wear a mask...but at least it covers my zit.
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Anyone else feel like their social skills have taken a steady decline during quarantine? 🤖
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Obviously didn’t know about TSwift yet
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HONEST ANSWERS ONLY: What were your five most-listened-to bands or artists in high school? (And don't try to be cool and say some hardcore band from Manitoba that three people have heard of).
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What my parents hear when I tell them how to attach a file to an email.
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Today’s coping mechanism: pie making.
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Still true.
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Just a friendly reminder that it snows in Utah every April. 
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I miss so many people. If this pandemic has taught us anything I hope that it’s to not take relationships for granted. ❤️🥺
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Thank you to all who have worked diligently to make the building of the temple in Dubai possible. We are grateful for the commitment to make the United Arab Emirates an open place for all faiths, and we are pleased to be a part of this vibrant interfaith community.
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The UAE Embassy congratulates Pres. @NelsonRussellM and @Ch_JesusChrist on their announcement of a Temple that will be built in Dubai’s District 2020. The temple will be the first in the Middle East, and will serve thousands in the region.
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I love General Conference so so much.
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On World Autism Day: The Ingles family story
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If there’s anything I’ve learned the last couple of weeks, it’s that I don’t really know how to spell quarantine.
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I relate to the earthquake Utah just had bc im also a 5.7
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My New Years resolution was to care less about things I can’t control. Was not expecting a plague and earthquakes to be the things I can’t control.
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What’s next?!!
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Is the world over?
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Jazz star Donovan Mitchell has tested positive for the coronavirus, league sources tell ESPN. Jazz players privately say that Rudy Gobert had been careless in the locker room touching other players and their belongings. Now a Jazz teammate has tested positive.
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We must protect Rudy at all cost!!!
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“The course of our lives is not determined by great, awesome decisions. Our direction is set by the little day-to-day choices which chart the track on which we run.” - President Gordon B. Hinckley
📸: #DCTemple #SacredSpaces
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