Seriously, read this from the official Senate website: https://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/minute/A_Deadly_Drink.htm …
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“but he was forced to surrender the floor after he experienced ‘digestive difficulties’ from deadly levels of toxic bacteria...” He crapped his pants.
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He should’ve just done a half tab
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There was no rum in it to kill the bacteria.
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I once bet a fellow that he couldn’t drink 8 glasses of eggnog....it did not go well for him.
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Not enough booze in the nog! Properly made eggnog is essentially sterile in terms of bacterial growth and can safely be kept refrigerated indefinitely.https://www.seriouseats.com/2016/09/is-aging-holiday-eggnog-worth-it.html …
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Did Lindsey drink any
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