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Tonight I skritched a dog who was hanging out on the counter at Brian’s daycare while B’s daycare mom went back to get him. It was more thrilling than it seemed like it should be, until I realized it’s been a year since I walked up and fearlessly laid hands on a living creature.

5 things from my work in progress: a library, a duck, a wafflemaker, a golf cart, a love letter.https://twitter.com/rgay/status/1363997773196976131 …

When I dropped the dog off this morning, he rudely barked at a classmate who was also on her way in. I checked later to make sure he was behaving. His daycare mom said he's fine -- he just was jealous about sharing Daycare Mom's attention and had "a case of the Mondays."

PRESS NOTES, NETFLIX. AND PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY SPELL PEOPLE'S NAMES RIGHT.

My only follow-up here is that almost all boobs/food imagery will go horribly awry. Even if it’s not fruit.

It’s really interesting how the e-book experience affects my impressions of long books. I just read one that’s very long, to the point that a lot of the reviews on Goodreads mention that it’s long. And I was aware of it, but I think much less so than if I’d lugged the hardback.

It’s really remarkable how many books by people who do not have boobs fall into the category of “Good, But That’s A Really Goofy Description Of Boobs.”

I have been alive for a long time, and I am still always surprised how much it hurts to stub your toe. Hashtag pandemic thoughts

Surprised Wanda didn’t turn this into a kiddie pool.https://twitter.com/BroomfieldPD/status/1363234160081465348 …

I very much like WandaVision, but I do feel like I was cheated out of some Debra Jo Rupp.

People are out here like Bernadette Peters insisting she’s going to get her foot in that shoe.

YOU CAN ASSUME MAJOR PROJECTS SHE HAS ALREADY BEEN IN ARE NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

I have to say, some of you have overly elastic definitions of a swoony romcom.

(I am old and wobbly! And my dog likes cardboard!)

Well, I switched to Advanced Beginner rides and now I guess the dog is going to eat as much cardboard as he wants because my legs are too wobbly to go over there

It’s no surprise that @AlishaRai’s FIRST COMES LIKE is sparkly and charming, but I’m going to tell you it is anyway.

You all love Kathryn Hahn but I want her to be in a swoony midlife romcom and will not be happy until this occurs