linc

@lincnotfound

hello, i’m your friendly neighborhood eboy

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2019.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    19. kol 2019.

    white people love serial killer documentaries but cry when the barista fucks up their latte

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  2. prije 17 minuta

    me: anywhere is fine farmer bill: *fills entire house with french fries and we both suffocate*

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    Most Brands: Sandals and flip flops should cost a normal amount, between $10-$30 Gucci: What about $200? Old Navy: Give us some loose change. What’s that, a button? Fine

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  4. prije 45 minuta

    uber eats: your cheeseburger and small fry from five guys is arriving me: about time farmer bill: *smashes tractor through living room* howdy, where should i unload these here french fried potatoes?

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  5. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    5. velj
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  6. prije 21 sat

    eddie brock: i have pictures of quokkas j jonah jameson: HUH? who are you? eddie brock: eddie brock, sir j jonah jameson: do you work for me? NEVER MIND. YOU’RE FIRED. eddie brock: but— j jonah jameson: PARKER. BRING ME PICTURES OF WOMBATS. NOW.

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  7. prije 22 sata

    j jonah jameson: PARKER. what are you doing here? peter: you asked for spiderman pictures, sir j jonah jameson: SPIDERMAN? he’s old news *slams fist on table* QUOKKAS. I WANT PICTURES OF QUOKKAS peter: j jonah jameson: they’re cute. they’re adorable. make me want to hug them

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    prije 22 sata

    Date: *reading menu* anything pop out at you? Me: I don’t think it’s that kind of book

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    23. sij

    love murder mysteries. love to be a part of one some day.

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  10. 5. velj

    dinosaur: but we’ve always been here bartender: i gotta lay off the acid

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  11. 5. velj

    one does not simply have just (1) one dorito please help me i havent stopped eating

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    5. velj

    The British The British requesting from after they America pre said no December 1773 December 1773

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  13. 5. velj

    child: wow i cant believe im sharing a chocolate milk with a dinosaur dinosaur: lmao pretty wild, huh? child: yeah, ur like as old as my dad bartender: how the fuck did you two get in here?

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  14. 5. velj

    i've done it, i've fuckin done it. i've created a bot that spits utter nonsense on top of the nonsense i spit

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  15. 5. velj

    me: *eats one dorito* wow that was good, maybe i will have a couple more [later] me: *lifting costco employee by collar* WHERE ARE THEY

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    4. velj

    GUY ABOUT TO INVENT COFFEE: what if cocaine was delicious

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  17. 4. velj

    this is one of those tweets where in my mind its amazing but in reality why would i even consider tweeting this

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  18. 4. velj

    a man crawls through the sand, sun gleaming. struggling to stand and with a shortness of breath hes determined. with his last bit of energy he inhales and begins to play the didgeridoo. the children laugh and a kangaroo jumps from a cake. little timmy is having the best birthday

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  19. 4. velj

    bailiff: your honor, todays case is dingo vs. baby judge: are both par- wheres baby? bailiff: dingo: *swallowing* what?

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  20. 4. velj

    child: daddy, whats that? dad: a venomous snake child: daddy, whats that? dad: a venomous spider child: daddy, whats that? dad: *eyes narrow* a stingray child: venomous? dad: *grabs trident* hold my beer, this ones for australia

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