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@limitlessjest

the simone biles of mental gymnastics. fluent in sincerity. recapping tv's #1 nonexistent show chicago heroes at . he/him

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    1. lis 2019.

    If I were competing in the Great British Bake-Off's "artistically scored decorative loaves" challenge, I would render the "Enlightened Man" from Tool's mind-expanding album Lateralus on a loaf of crusty sourdough and pry open Paul Hollywood's third eye for a certain victory.

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  2. in democratic iowa, app hacks you!

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    It’s February 4, 2056. Your brain soothes itself with neurally-streamed Young Sheldon reruns (sex + violence turned up to HIGH) while your body mines cryptocurrency for the Free Democratic States of McAmazon. DING! A notification: the 2020 Iowa Caucus results have just come in

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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    exclusive look at the app allegedly being used to report iowa caucus results

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  6. It’s February 4, 2056. Your brain soothes itself with neurally-streamed Young Sheldon reruns (sex + violence turned up to HIGH) while your body mines cryptocurrency for the Free Democratic States of McAmazon. DING! A notification: the 2020 Iowa Caucus results have just come in

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  7. live footage of iowa caucus results coming in

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    prije 4 sata

    Democratic Party officials attempting to get the results of the Iowa Caucus

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    for years our best and brightest scholars have been set on the task of pioneering a way to count into the hundreds place

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    Chasten looking for the family dog after Pete loses Iowa

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  11. Thanks, fellas. This is how we win

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  12. Now listen here, Dunkaroo. If you don't like it, you can just go vote for somebody else. That okay with you, squirt?

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    wait so all you do is just go back and try to win the super bowl again? they did that already! this sucks

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    Spending the day cycling through my various disguises and getups, so I can caucus multiple times for Bernie

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  15. i simply would not spend 40 years in a radio booth blowing smoke up my own ass

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  16. Serious question: what is the going rate for a primary vote? I'm hearing $15 from the Buttigieg campaign but like ~$22 for Klobuchar or Yang and up to $34 for Bloomberg or Steyer? I don't want to undervalue myself so any leads appreciated

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    3. velj

    if baby nut was ours we'd drop his ass off at a fire station

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  18. Fresh clones, hot off the press! Heading to Iowa to caucus for Bernie :)

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    Garfghazi ain’t going away!!!!!!!!

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    prije 18 sati

    politics is a journy

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  21. Chasten looking for the family dog after Pete loses Iowa

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