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    Aug 20

    Snail drinking droplet of water

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    Aug 17

    Girls on the beach be like...

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    20 hours ago

    much like the moon, I also like to stand in front of my hotter friends and dramatically become the center of attention

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    no homo that eclipse was pretty cool

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    Aug 20

    Y'all don't understand how hard I laughed at this 💀

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    5 Oct 2015

    "Imperfect people is all God has ever had to work with. That must be terribly frustrating, but he deals with it." - Jeffery R. Holland

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    Aug 17

    My life's greatest work

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    Aug 17

    I don't know about you but I plan on staring directly at the sun

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    Aug 18
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    Aug 18

    everyone is succumbing to the "edible cookie dough" nonsense, but i will forever stand firm in my conviction: ALL COOKIE DOUGH IS EDIBLE.

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    Aug 17

    Catherine ate my pizza I saved in the fridge and now I'm cutting up her wedding dress.

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    May 26

    Friends: Be ready at 5:00 PM. Me at 5:10 PM:

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    Aug 13

    I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in

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    Aug 17

    They're not even good statues.

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    26 Jan 2015

    What I want right now..

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    Aug 14

    I love the Utah hero who writes these.

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    14 Jul 2016

    if our faith does not change the way we live our religion is vain, and our faith, if not dead, is certainly not well. -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    Mar 24

    Trying to figure out how I reached this point in life where I check my email each morning because I might actually have something important

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    Jul 12

    I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow.

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