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Investigator. Writer. Journalist. Mom. Celery historian. Founder of , Formerly / hilary at hilarysargent dot com

Boston, MA
Joined May 2009

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  1. Donald Trump is reaching out to African-Americans. His campaign CEO’s site has a category called Black Crime.

  2. TFW your kid spots the undercover police car at the house next door to your vacation rental and says "we definitely won't be robbed."

  3. Dammit the plan was "No one tell the how to use Twitter"

  4. I've been in Portland for an hour and haven't had a single sighting.

  5. Me: OMG Him: Yeah Me: Wait everyone got this? Him: Yeah Me: I'm so proud of you

  6. I've been in the camp carpool pickup line so long I'm getting to the point where I'll just grab the next kid who looks manageable.

  7. Hell is carpool line pickup on the last day of camp when parents insist their kids hug each counselor whose name they still don't know.

  8. Let me see if I got this right - Trump traded a Russian spy for a white nationalist?

  9. This official statement from NYC Parks on the naked Trump Statue will go down in history.

  10. Billy Joel, the 5-year-old perspective.

  11. Thanks to the officer who told them to smile.

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