Oh good... the drain people have arrived to view my neighbour’s blocked drain. I rang to cancel at 5pm warning about lack of light. “It’s ok we have headtorches” was the reply. Be my guest.pic.twitter.com/SM1VINNRHb
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You're having a wild evening
Emmerdale never showed this bit of village life... I demand an episode where all the inhabitants of the village fall out over who poops the most.
Hahaha that would be... something. It seems wild to me that it's so dark there, I'm too much of a city girl
As someone who grew up in the countryside I find this tale both riveting and hilarious. Years back, one of my sister’s friends fell INTO our cesspit during a party. It was simultaneously the best and worst thing I have ever seen.
i have vague memories of falling into some kind of damp pit as a child, but i think that was more of a sinkhole than a poo hole
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