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    1. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      Oh good... the drain people have arrived to view my neighbour’s blocked drain. I rang to cancel at 5pm warning about lack of light. “It’s ok we have headtorches” was the reply. Be my guest.pic.twitter.com/SM1VINNRHb

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    2. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      That beam of light is his headtorch... as you can see, it’s going well...

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    3. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      I’ve got a lantern. I’m 99% sure one of us is going to die. My last words will be “I TOLD YOU IT WAS DARK”pic.twitter.com/P1C2OMYN2n

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    4. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      Him: “It’s very spooky here. You ever seen a ghost?” Me: “Not tonight” And then I laughed and suddenly stopped laughing.pic.twitter.com/vKkeJvUjaO

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    5. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      There are 3 horses somewhere in here too...pic.twitter.com/S6btvoyOK9

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    6. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      Now stood by an open manhole cover listening for a sewage rod to come through 👍🏻

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    7. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      More neighbours have gathered... it’s now become an impromptu piece of fringe theatre...pic.twitter.com/kK3Ciupc7V

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    8. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      I hope you’re all having a good evening...

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      Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25

      Still going. I’m making coffees and possibly a campfire. Nothing bonds neighbours together more than stirring your own collective cesspit... 😕

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        2. Harriet ✨‏ @HC_Jones Oct 25
          Replying to @lilmissphillips

          You're having a wild evening

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        3. Mel Phillips‏ @lilmissphillips Oct 25
          Replying to @HC_Jones

          Emmerdale never showed this bit of village life... I demand an episode where all the inhabitants of the village fall out over who poops the most.

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        4. Harriet ✨‏ @HC_Jones Oct 25
          Replying to @lilmissphillips

          Hahaha that would be... something. It seems wild to me that it's so dark there, I'm too much of a city girl

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        2. Amelia Tyler‏ @AmeliaTyler Oct 25
          Replying to @lilmissphillips

          As someone who grew up in the countryside I find this tale both riveting and hilarious. Years back, one of my sister’s friends fell INTO our cesspit during a party. It was simultaneously the best and worst thing I have ever seen.

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        3. Sarah Ford‏ @AngelosLH Oct 25
          Replying to @AmeliaTyler @lilmissphillips

          i have vague memories of falling into some kind of damp pit as a child, but i think that was more of a sinkhole than a poo hole

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