this is going to be my pinned tweet forever
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no really, I'm acid’s Tweets
posting again, because it can not be posted enough
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if Slow Llama is a thing that continues to happen then Fast Sanity deserves a bustout to balance things out I know you see these when you get tagged and only you can make it happen. Greek n1 opener 🤙😎
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Fish played a trombone solo during I Didn’t Know. Take The ‘A’ Train included teases of The Flintstones Theme and Sanity was the (1st known performance of the) fast version. Before You Enjoy Myself, Trey welcomed his mom, who had traveled “all the way from Ireland” to the show.
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island tour x summer of covers x lemonwheel x loaded Halloween = this checks out
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1998 was the peak year for everything cultural, fashion, music, film
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Scott Rolen was not better at baseball than Andruw Jones
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so MTG wants to be Trump’s VP lol. talk about a losing ticket
MTG calling Atlanta “my city” is just wildly disrespectful to the people who live there and I’m sure they would tell her to stfu real quick
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the best thing about today is knowing how miserable Cowboy fans are when they realize they are stuck with Dak for 2 more years and will waste Micah Parsons prime bc Jerry won’t hire a GM lol
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Ruben Gallego is going to win Arizona but I’m not sure what artist have come from there to make an Isbell covers album
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Sorry about my language. What I should have said is it’s the goddamn mother f*cking guns.
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It’s the f*cking guns.
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*Rihanna descends from the sky*
*lands on Super Bowl halftime stage*
*grabs mic, looks into the camera*
“whopper whopper whopper whopper”
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I know this guy! Pat is also a *huge* Phish fan and one of the most genuine all around good dudes you’ll ever meet. hope to see him at some shows this year and celebrate a Bills Super Bowl win, his family has had season tickets for generations so he deserves it #partyboyPat
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hard to believe that Taylor Heinicke led the Commanders to victory over these Eagles and Riverboat Ron thought Carson Wentz was a better option in Week 17
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Who wants a patty melt?
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is exploitative.
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4.0 has had how many?
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White people don't make 25 minute songs anymore
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SCOTUS saying they can’t find the leaker is even more evidence they are compromised. hard to admit you are behind the leak
Thanks to technology, each day there are more and more different and convenient ways to get in pointless arguments with morons from around the world
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NBC shouldn’t have Tony Dungy on air anymore. there are plenty of other former coaches who can do tv that aren’t spreading disinformation like this twitter.com/TonyDungy/stat
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is a domestic terrorist. She threatened the life of the Speaker of the House and tried to overthrow the United States government, and now she’s on the House Homeland Security Committee.
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last week I found out that my Publix stops serving the hot food at 8. went to 7:40 hoping there was still some chicken and sides. got blessed with an extra tender, all the potato wedges and huge bowl of stuffing. it’s the little things that make life worth living sometimes
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lol Tom Brady got divorced from Gisele for this
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nobody in any of the major American professional sports leagues has ever made more money then they deserved then Kirk Cousins and he reminded us of that again lol
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lol it’s an iPod by Sony named to trigger nostalgia purchases from people in their 40s/50s. and shit I’m triggered how much are these?
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I hope Sony’s new Walkman is successful and we can return to an era of chunky, durable electronics filled with useful ports and buttons.
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the Jaguars comeback was foretold by the Derek Trucks and Susan Tedeschi Star Spangled Banner and you can’t tell me I’m wrong
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If the vaccines were dangerous, they would have given them to the poor FIRST. They would have flooded the global south with “experimental vaccines.” Instead, the bourgeoisie took them immediately, and locked the IP.
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so how many teams are going to look to trade for Trey Lance?
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Never mind. I don’t want to know.
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Why are Kevin Sorbo’s old television shows better than a gas stove?
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Gas stoves are bad because they can’t be turned off remotely.
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now I’m going to buy a ticket to show! haven’t seen moe. since the OG Bonnaroo and what better way to revisit then Chuck’s first tour back
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Chuck Garvey to return to the road full-time with moe. - nysmusic.com/2023/01/11/chu @chukg @moeperiod
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Lindsey needs to be worried about Fanni Willis and the charges he going to face for interfering with the 2020 election
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Lindsey Graham calls for a special counsel to investigate Biden's handling of classified documents
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holy shit I had a Big New Yorker in Columbus OH 7/13/00 day between Deer Creek & Polaris! the Hut was full of kids on tour and even got some nuggets from guy in parking lot! unforgettable memories like that make up some of the best things about being young on tour during 1.0!
i LOVE that he is getting paid for a Chex mix commercial in 2023 doing a remix of a novelty song from 30 years ago 🫡🫡🫡 Sir Mix A Lot get this 💰
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THE BAGEL CHIP IS BACK!! Yup! That’s right I said it…. I brought it back to @chexmix. So, munch up and turn da crunch up #bagelisback #ad
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dental insurance like why are your teeth not covered? don’t have arm insurance, leg insurance, kidney insurance, etc. so wtf makes teeth special?
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What's 100% a total scam, but we still accept it in society?
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funny that the Nassau GOP wants Santos to resign now, in turn admitting they do zero background on who they nominate and vote for
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3rd set/midnight gag for NYE this year Page should start Tweezer Reprise up here and then descend like Sting in WCW to land on stage and finish it. just saying shit would be epic
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Ray Castoldi aka Phantom of the Garden, the organist at MSG for 34 years. @nyknicks
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that’s my President 🤙😎
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Barack Obama was a member of the "Choom Gang" in high school and was known for starting pot-smoking trends. 1970s @BarackObama
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