So cu chulainn shoots down some birds for all the women in ulster except his wife, and his wife is like “it’s ok bc I’m the only one u love so it’s good” but cu chulainn decides the next time there r birds he’ll shoot down the prettiest ones for her
So these birds show up n he’s like “ok let’s go” but his wife and friend loeg r like “mmm maybe wait these seem like magic birds and it’d just be best if we wait” but will cu chulainn ever listen ? No
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This story goes OFF THE RAILS this fairy chick is trying to wife cu chulainn but he’s got a wife and he’s still just fucking GOING to see her also his wife changes names halfway through the story LIKE YA DO
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Then for some reason he’s like “I’m gonna marry this chick fann” and idk WHERE she came from and his wife shows up WITH A KNIFE and he’s like “well u need to chill bc u cannot hurt me and fann is good at everything” and his wife is like “so am I” so
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Fann is SUPER EMBARRASSED and goes back w her husband mannananananananann and cu chulainn is PISSED so he goes and lives in the mountains as a giant and they have to send a bunch of druids to basically force him to b so thirsty he drinks a memory loss potion
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They make his wife drink one too why did this story just go off the rails in the final 5 pages
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