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@lheal
Real name: Loren Heal. Awful Christian. USMC '83-7. Bill of Rights absolutist. Linux Nerd. Hater of DMs. Marathoner. I run with dogs. ENTP. Minarchist.
Neoga, IL, USAJoined December 2008

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CPAC crowd booing citizen naturalization is a defining moment. If that's conservative, I'm not.
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Guy drives into a crowd, starts stabbing people. HIS RELIGION IS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. People fix houses on TV. Whoa, religious nuts!
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Not stolen. Won from them in war, like every other piece of land in the world in the history of mankind, including the pieces of land the indigenous tribes won from each other.
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Grabbin' knows that rich anti-gun leftists are reliable donors. This is just an email harvesting operation. - You can't raise the age for gun purchases above 18 - There are already background checks - There is already a waiting period - Ban what, exactly?
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Yes. It's easy for us dog lovers to stomp on people who would return them to a shelter, but there's a story behind every case, you can be sure.
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You do know the government owns the student loan business, right? And that you're a Senator, in charge of that government? Maybe someone can connect the dots for you.
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This is deliberately misleading. Good male high school track and field athletes routinely perform at a level higher than the best professional female athletes of all time.
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Planes and drones have to land somewhere, have bases somewhere, store fuel somewhere. They get power, supplies, and parts from somewhere. There are always targets in asymmetrical warfare.
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So now it's bad that they didn't think you were an employee? P.S.: I'm a trim, well-groomed white man of 60. If I show up and say I'm there for surgery, they send me to Admitting, too.
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It's wondrous that something called the Affordable Care Act mandates fast food restaurants post their calorie counts, but doesn't require medical providers to post their prices.
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That's silly. There is nothing wrong with expressing a personal opinion while on the job using government resources, so to the extent a twitter account is a government resource, it's still fine.
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Mostly because we all remember operating a power mower at age 11.
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Wow--All these snowflakes had a meltdown because I said it might not be smart or safe for an 11-year-old to operate a power mower. 1/ twitter.com/PressSec/statu
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He wasn't masked because masking is ineffective, he probably is immune, and if he's not immune then the best possible thing for him is to get Covid-19 as young as possible.
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Democrats: 5 year olds are smart enough to understand what a sex change operation will do to their lives. Democrats: Getting an ID is too complicated for a lot of people, especially the Black ones.
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What is 'this'? Because if you mean civil war, there will be military units on both sides, and neither one will be eager to attack civilian areas, tuff boy.
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I am a Republican. Our party was formed in 1854 because Democrats thought black people were their property. They still think that.
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The idea that Trump is somehow tainted with the stink of Epstein falls flat when you consider what the FBI would have already done if he were.
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Trump has a much closer Epstein connection if that's something relevant to this.
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It's like a shooting gallery in my little town. They come in, we knock 'em out, and the mayor personally puts the heads on pikes at edge of town. Sort of a warning. The cop running the speed trap says he hopes the wind shifts soon.
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It has become 'best practice' among librarians to get rid of books no one checks out in a given period, usually a year. It's insane. Libraries exist to keep books no one wants to read every day, but someone wants to read every decade.
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Every movie they put out shows some 5'4", 110lb woman defeating a room full of 200lb men with her superior skill and plucky attitude. It was fun the first time, but every single time? Nah.
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Spanking should be reserved for outright defiance, cruelty/bullying, and (if all else fails) for lying. It loses its effect if overused: the fear of a thing is worse than the thing.
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As I told my wife, "If we run out of toilet paper, wash your back side in the sink." I'm not really popular at home right now.
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Haha. American vacationer in Egypt, currently quarantined after testing positive for Corona Virus. He wanted to know how to ask for tissue paper in Arabic, he asked his Egyptian followers on Twitter. twitter.com/mattswider/sta…
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Defund this unconstitutional department right now.
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BREAKING: The Biden Education Department just dropped new Title IX rules that bar schools that receive federal funding from enforcing policies that ban biological males from playing girl's sports. www2.ed.gov/about/offices/
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The proposed rule requires schools to develop eligibility criteria for participation according to gender identity by sport and by level. Whether a school can enforce "policies that ban biological males from playing girl's sports" will depend on the specifics of the policy. ed.gov/news/press-rel…
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On the contrary, Lauren. Senator Fetterman gives a communication master class, balancing the nuances of fiscal responsibility and transportation security, bearing our burdens in his selfless public service. His career is a temple at which we can all worship.
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Accepting climate change and not wanting government intervention, or a wanting a particular government intervention but not others, is perfectly legitimate. Using the remaining good will toward science to further your own policy preferences is not.
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BREAKING: Secret Service fail to stop man pretending to be President from destroying the country -- DEVELOPING
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First, the judge didn't deny the 2020 election results. That isn't what the case is even about, but rather Plaintiff's absolute right to speak about that election (which Trump lost). It's just one of the issues over which the government coerced industry to silence them.
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I once saw two men with $400 haircuts, dressed in identical pleather pumps and matching earrings, cheekless chaps, and Queen tank tops, holding hands walking their twin poodles on leather leashes reciting lines from Cabaret. Until now that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen.
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That he merely wore a skirt and was "not trans" doesn't turn the case into a hoax. Rather, it was the entire point. Any teenage male could put on a skirt and do what he did, and the label "trans" can be put on or taken off even more quickly -- much as you're doing here.
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It really wouldn't. In effect it would dissuade Walmart from *selling* stock, so the company would have to use its profits and loans to raise capital. Both of these mean higher prices for you and fewer raises for employees.
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