lgerbarg

@lgerbarg

Dyld Engineer at Apple. Acroyogi

San Francisco
Joined December 2007

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  1. The election is not rigged. But it is less secure than it could and should be.

  2. I feel the current crypto debate is like legislators who don't understand math failing at squaring a circle:

  3. Swift is now open source! Read the full launch announcement on the Swift blog

  4. New on the menu is Unicorn Blood. It'll totally heal what ails you and we promise that no unicorns were harmed!

  5. OH: "GCC isn't a compiler; it is a LISP interpreter with delusions of grandeur."

  6. Every time I see someone mention iOS 9 this is the image that reflexively pops into my head.

  7. The House Republicans are the Washington Generals of politics

  8. Most of my jeans have a custom iPhone 5S sized pocket. Clearly after yesterday's keynote my pants have been deprecated.

  9. Ah, now that's the stuff!

  10. It's 10PM on a Saturday night in SF, you people at should turn out the lights and enjoy the nightlife a bit.

  11. I decided to change my email workflow in a way that requires me reclassifying a quarter million emails. The last 10,000 are slow going.

  12. lgerbarg followed , , and 89 others
    • @AviEGreen

      Executive Director . Even facts and evidence need a good public relations guy.

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  13. If you have the iOS 7 SDK I highly recommend reading through the disassembly of the 64 bit imp of objc_retain() and object_getClass().

  14. Crap, now I have to print out my AArch64 references...

  15. I earned 93 points for my workout on ! Check out my workout and become more awesome with me!

  16. Yes, THE GAME, “Coolson’s Artisanal Chocolate Alphabet," is done, and available to buy (and for free!)

  17. Is it safe to call -[NSHashTable removeObject:] with an object that isn’t in the hash table? Works experimentally, documentation is… lacking

  18. Managed to get both WWDC and I/O tickets this year!

  19. Does anyone know of a good tool or script that takes a list of address ranges and generates a PNG of the address space?

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