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Baltimore, MDJoined January 2011

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I only thought this because I used the blow dryer brush thing for the first time and though my hair would come out good… it looks better than a regular blow dry but still just a blow dry still very much frizzy and puffy I even wrapped it and nothing 😂
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I wanna know how they got it there… clearly they boiled the noodles but after did they just dump all the pots in the trunk? Was the spaghetti loose? Why did they cook this much? Why didn’t they need it anymore?
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Hundreds of pounds of cooked pasta mysteriously dumped in New Jersey woods leaving locals baffled.
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Idk it’s something about officially being diagnosed with ADHD that’s not sitting right with me lmao maybe because it explains so much of my life that never made sense
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So I got a prescription for an anti acid because my stomach was on fire all the time
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Nah what really gets me is when there is literally no reason that traffic was that bad.. no accident, no roadblocks, police nothing like wtf was y’all doing in the front
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Nothing irks my nerves more than getting stuck in a traffic jam, only to find out that it was caused by an accident on the other side of the road. All those wasted hours of my life, simply because people couldn't resist the urge to be fuckin nosey.
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What really gets on my nerves is when I’m tryna get weed and the weed man be like yeah I’m in the way and takes hours and possibly doesn’t even show up???
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I am a Pilates girl now, I really enjoyed class and it has my core sore so I know I was working lol
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I’m really a little boys dream now I done heard so many talk about my ass and all that lmaooo like y’all leave me alone one followed me into Pilates yesterday
You just need an oil cleanser and regular cleanser toner and moisturizer for everyday but you can add vitamin c and retinols but not together and only like twice a week for both
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Still my skin doesn’t care😭
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You know if I’m doing Pilates all the time imma probably cut my hair anyway because I’m not about to keep sweating my press out lmao
Wassup with all these random number that’s been texting me these last 4-5 days????? Like literally never gotten so many wrong calls and texts in my life
I’m joining the Pilates gang 🥰 first class is Tuesday and if I like it I’ll definitely be going every week
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I want my boobs done lol nothing drastic just a small bump up with the lift… my mom told me getting boobs is better than a lift
😒 this is such a hard decision because I really am almost at 2 years growing my hair out but short lex is such a vibe… will I even look good this time around lmao
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Does y’all brain take breaks from thinking and give y’all space to breathe?? Because my thoughts literally never stop my little voice is always talking
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Such a glorious night and morning, both of my kids weren’t here thank god I needed a break.. my husband came home and I woke up this morning to get ready for work with no one around.. literally he left for work no taking milli to daycare no crying baby 😮‍💨