all i did was girl rot today i even left the house and somehow i still just girl rotted
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logged in feeling like I just witnessed the resurrection of jesus and his disciples
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i got death threats for this one
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what was your biggest twitter controversy?
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Cup
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hydroflask this, stanley cup that. i need an upside down water bottle i can screw to the side of my bed and drink from at 3 am like a gerbil
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man new york kinda sucks directly because the only ppl who live here can afford rent here
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Favorite flowers are blooming right in front of my door. This is what it’s like being the luckiest girl In the world
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they gotta make men's shorts less horrific looking. they gotta come up with some shoes you can wear with them
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Idk why everyone is so shocked abt Millie bobby brown getting engaged at 19 she is doing exactly what a Hollywood starlet is meant to be doing
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It’s insane how men have tried to make me be afraid of being single since I was literally 9 years old. Sorry… just doesn’t work on me. I have so much love in my life it’s crazy. You would be scared of how loved I am every day of my life.. you simply couldn’t process it.
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I still think about this tweet conservatively forty times a month
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they said it couldn't be done but it only took me three entire weeks to email my taxes to my dad's accountant <3
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kind of crazy that we made a society where the like number one hardest thing to do is to enjoy life. oh well!
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Well Everyone was wrong.
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last night everyone assured me that it was OKAY to wear aritzia
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Had a dream ln that I was going to grad school at nyu .. let’s call that a premonition
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Lana 2020 core
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