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"We’re all born into this river without knowing how to swim, and eventually we learn how to keep this water under our chins.”

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Joined January 2012
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  1. Apr 4

    My grandma gonna be mad asf when I show her this video

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  2. Apr 3

    When I see someone do some stupid ass shit and I look at an imaginary camera like I’m on “The Office”

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  3. 22 hours ago

    My dude is on the clock and GETTIN’ it

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  5. 22 Dec 2017

    6. pull up ya pants lmaoooo

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  6. 22 Dec 2017

    10. eat your veggies 🤢😂

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  7. 22 Dec 2017
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  8. 22 Dec 2017

    22. he wrong for that 💀

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  9. 22 Dec 2017

    24. oh shit it’s a penny right there 😭😭

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  10. 22 Dec 2017

    37. “that emo bitch tickled me” lmao

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  11. 22 Dec 2017
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  12. 22 Dec 2017
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  13. Apr 2

    If I had a dollar for everytime I’ve been told this

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  14. 28 Oct 2017

    My neice walked into my house like this I almost swung at her.

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  15. Apr 2

    Down payment: $40,000. Commitment: 30yrs Interest Rate: 6.99% Market: Volatile Upkeep: $500/ month Homeowners Insurance: $500/ month (And that buys you an empty house) Don’t rush into buying. It’s okay to rent for a while.

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  16. Mar 31

    When you gotta turn the radio down to see the house address

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  17. Apr 3

    there is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

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  18. Apr 2

    Someone said they’re always standing like sims waiting for instructions and that killed me.

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  19. Apr 2

    daaAAAaaAaAaAAdy?

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