PTSD triggered. You-know-who opened with EXACTLY that phrase.
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oh my god i know exactly which meeting this is referencing and i wish to die
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OMG the hand

But also 
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ooof, and that eyeroll
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AHAhahaahah, the hand play at the end was absolute *chef's kiss*

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This gives me the same vibes as the time the CEO at a past job I had opened a meeting with "Now I'm a benevolent dictator, but I don't want any feedback on what I'm about to say...." No, it was not a joke or ironic.
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I don't think we've ever worked at the same place, but I've heard those exact words, or near enough, from a big-time CEO as well...
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You've entered the high-five zone. Non-compliance will be grounds for termination.
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