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    Le Monde‏Verified account @lemondefr Aug 15

    « Une fellation chaque matin éloigne le médecin. » C'est FAUX.https://lemde.fr/2KTu8sh 

    2:18 AM - 15 Aug 2018
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    137 replies 130 retweets 229 likes
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      2. Prettyfunny‏ @Prettyfunnyy Aug 15
        Replying to @lemondefr

        C'est une pomme chaque matin les gars !!! Une pomme !!! 😂pic.twitter.com/LNKjdNVQLa

        3 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Jean-Yves Cabon‏ @JeanYvesCabon Aug 15
        Replying to @Prettyfunnyy @lemondefr

        Une pomme par jour eloigne le medecin Oui repondait Churchill, a condition de bien viser.

        1 reply 5 retweets 55 likes
      4. sadskull‏ @sad_skull Aug 15
        Replying to @JeanYvesCabon @Prettyfunnyy @lemondefr

        Pareil pour la fellation ?

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. OLIVIA LAEDERICH‏ @OLaederich Aug 15
        Replying to @lemondefr

        Y a pas à dire, les garçons, vous êtes doués pour nous faire avaler n'importe quoi.

        5 replies 17 retweets 201 likes
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      2. tavumontwitt‏ @tavumontwitt Aug 15
        Replying to @lemondefr

        Putain, j'espère que ma femme ne va pas tomber sur ce tweet !

        2 replies 3 retweets 23 likes
      3. Lily Bargheon  🦊‏ @sweetgumiho Aug 15
        Replying to @tavumontwitt @lemondefr

        Tu devrais avoir honte alors. Et je plains ta femme, j'espère qu'elle sortira vite de cette relation qui est visiblement malsaine. Et non, même si tu me sors "mais c'est une blague" cela ne fait que confirmer la chose. Triste...

        10 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ℂ𝕪𝕣𝕚𝕝‏ @RizThai Aug 15
        Replying to @sweetgumiho @tavumontwitt @lemondefr

        Tu devrais quitter twitter si tu prends mal une blague avec une ficelle si énorme. Tu vas vite criser et t'arracher les cheveux ! (et penser que tous les gens sont cons, sauf toi. Evidemment)

        0 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
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      2. Quentin  🏳️‍🌈‏ @MiQuenDroid Aug 15
        Replying to @lemondefr

        Sympa votre article hétéro centré là. IL Y A DES HOMMES QUI PRATIQUENT LA FELLATION SUR D'AUTRES PERSONNES DU MÊME SEXE.

        25 replies 2 retweets 25 likes
      3. Undet  🌚‏ @Undet1825V10 Aug 15
        Replying to @MiQuenDroid @lemondefr

        T'as 15 ans Quentin

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
      4. Quentin  🏳️‍🌈‏ @MiQuenDroid Aug 15
        Replying to @Undet1825V10 @lemondefr

        Blablabla.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Zyklop‏ @BaronVonHunter Aug 15
        Replying to @MiQuenDroid @Undet1825V10 @lemondefr

        Mais c'est sur que ta une bonne tête de suceur de bite

        3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      6. Quentin  🏳️‍🌈‏ @MiQuenDroid Aug 15
        Replying to @BaronVonHunter @Undet1825V10 @lemondefr

        Dit-il alors qu'il a une image de profil fictive :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Zyklop‏ @BaronVonHunter Aug 15
        Replying to @MiQuenDroid @Undet1825V10 @lemondefr

        Preuve que dans un monde virtuel je suis plus intelligent que toi

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Mauvais 🐝Coton‏ @MauvaisCoton Aug 15
        Replying to @lemondefr

        Bravo @lemondefr Faites passer le message à vos collèguespic.twitter.com/EWyc10H90G

        0 replies 5 retweets 11 likes
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      1. instant_carma‏ @instant_carma Aug 15
        Replying to @lemondefr

        Nom d’une pipe, on en apprend de belles dans Le Monde !

        0 replies 3 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Paris Derrière‏ @ParisDerriere Aug 15
        Replying to @lemondefr @gangbangparis

        Un doigt dans l anus de chaque mec tous les matins, ferait baisser le nombre de conflits dans le monde 😂 #relaxation

        4 replies 3 retweets 29 likes
      3. gangbangparis‏ @gangbangparis Aug 15
        Replying to @ParisDerriere @lemondefr

        C'est la journaliste qui parle ou la femme ? 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Paris Derrière‏ @ParisDerriere Aug 15
        Replying to @gangbangparis @lemondefr

        C est la deconneuse 😉 Cependant, il serait pertinent que nous nous cotisions pour financer une telle étude. Non ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. gangbangparis‏ @gangbangparis Aug 15
        Replying to @ParisDerriere @lemondefr

        Un pot commun :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Paris Derrière‏ @ParisDerriere Aug 15
        Replying to @gangbangparis @lemondefr

        Oui ensemble, faisons avancer la science et la paix dans le monde.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Arno‏ @Arnomansland197 Aug 15
        Replying to @ParisDerriere @gangbangparis @lemondefr

        A force de mettre des doigts dans l'anus des hommes, c'est le met dans le monde qui va avancer....

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Paris Derrière‏ @ParisDerriere Aug 15
        Replying to @Arnomansland197 @gangbangparis @lemondefr

        Du coup, tous les matins, ça gaze !

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Arno‏ @Arnomansland197 Aug 15
        Replying to @ParisDerriere @gangbangparis @lemondefr

        Bah on saute du lit même avec un coigt dans le dul....

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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