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@LeiterReports

NOT the self-aggrandizing philosopher whose monopoly on PhD rankings has served to elevate his own scholarship (sic). To wit, ruthless satire of the Leitocracy.

Taliban, Texas
Joined March 2013

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  1. "Is This a Joke?" No, Brian, it's your internet life thus far, and when the punchline comes, we will all have a chuckle at your demise.

  2. Thought Experiment: If I didn't control rankings, would I be considered a "philosopher?" —BL

  3. "...philosophers and scholars often differ, dramatically, in how pleasant they are personally and professionally." Brian says, self-blinded.

  4. Is the proliferation of philosophy post-docs at universities this, "brain in a VAP," problem I keep hearing about? —BL

  5. Looking for an alternative to Brian Leiter? I mean that literally since νοῦς (nous)= intellect. Please follow for phil news

  6. RE: Leiter Rankings Dear Philosophy Departments, If there is no kingmaker, neither will there be kings. Think about it. —BL

  7. retweeted

    I don't even want to know the phenomenology of Brian Leiter.

  8. I miss the good old days on his blog when Brian would inquire about substantive philosophical issues, like where to dine during his trips.

  9. Leiterese: "Revise your tone." Translation: "Cross me again, I'll do my dollar-store Nietzsche and flame you."

  10. So new to Twitter is he, that Brian Leiter thinks "my Twitter was hacked," is a legitimate excuse for trolling on blog comment sections.

  11. retweeted

    THIS GUY DECIDES WHICH PHILOSOPHY PROGRAMS MATTER. BRIAN LEITER. TROLLING A COMMENTS SECTION. DECIDES WHETHER SCHOOLS MATTER.

  12. retweeted

    the time BL told women to leave academia for solidarity with peaceful protest of rape culture

  13. I have figured out how philosophy can be revived in the future: my brain will be cryogenically frozen. —BL

  14. "home to a bunch of...morons" How stupid is it to denounce Twitter as a cesspool...while using Twitter? Pretty stupid, it turns out.

  15. No joke—The FAFSA deadline passed, but not for LAFTA: Leiter's Application for Furtherment of Trivial Academic Adequacy, i.e. Leiter Report.

  16. Strange that anyone would think a threat of DMCA/tort litigation would reflect my rancorous ego! —BL

  17. Revising my CV, comments welcome: "I work on issues at the interface of law, philosophy, and ass clown." —BL

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  19. Leiter Reports or, How I Decided to Let Go of Philosophy and Rake in the Internet Ad Money from the Philosophico-Industrial Complex

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