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@leenewtonsays

Lover of Candy, Dinosaurs, and Self-Destructive tendencies...

Joined January 2012

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  1. Mar 24
  2. Mar 24
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    Mar 23

    Delaying the health care vote today to try to figure out what a woman is.

  4. Mar 23

    Honestly, This is a show of my favorite people!! AND HOLY CRAP, COME TO THIS!

  5. Mar 22

    Fewer things make me more uncomfortable than a woman trying to make air guitar sexy.

  6. Mar 22

    Dear every person in every workout video, STOP high five-ing!!!! Thenx, Lee

  7. Mar 22

    "When I worked at Hot Topic..." - saying the most thing he's ever said.

  8. Mar 21

    With Sourcefed ending I can't help but be incredibly grateful for the wonderful friends, viewers & memories!! You are all magic!!!

  9. Mar 20

    My dog is currently chasing the reflection off the I.D. tag on his collar...

  10. Mar 18

    Hello sir, I'm put off by your singular tiny hoop earring...

  11. Mar 18

    Hi, I'm late to the party... LEGION IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! Carry on.

  12. Mar 13

    On this Blessed day of finale I'm re-sharing this beauty. My "The Bachelor" Audition Tape - PJ Gert

  13. Mar 13

    If I feel this way about my dog, I'm GENUINELY worried for my future child.

  14. Mar 12

    At this point it might be easier to get a catheter than get out of these leggings.

  15. Mar 11

    Dear Internet, Where can I find a wedding dress that doesn't cost as much as my first car, or make me look like my first car? Xo, Lee

  16. Mar 10

    RT if ur ALSO using ur sunglasses as a spoon 2 eat soup waiting for ur AAA driver to show up cause u locked ur keys in ur car like an idiot.

  17. Mar 10

    RT if you ALSO fell while peeing in the bushes, waiting for your AAA driver to show up cause you locked your keys in your car like an idiot.

  18. Mar 10

    Sunshine, Daisies, Butter mellow, Turn this stupid fat rat yellow... I mean orange.

  19. Mar 10

    Death by Snart.

  20. Mar 9

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