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@leekern13

Writer/co-producer of Borat 2; Emmy nominated Who Is America; Celebrity Bedlam & more. My belly fund: CONTACT 💼

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  1. Tweet épinglé
    1 oct. 2020

    Hello. I’m a writer & associate producer on my first movie: BORAT 2. Not bad for someone who’s gone solo & hasn’t had an agent for eight years. Get in touch if you need me to write on anything in any medium. Have experience writing for the good, the bad & Hollywood psychopaths.

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  2. il y a 4 heures

    Sorry everyone - I forgot to wish you good morning today. I hope I haven’t ruined your day.

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  3. il y a 18 heures

    Why do magpies cackle at 1am? Are they waking up from nightmares or just acting like dicks? Are they saying “move over” to a bird sharing their nest? Or are they saying their prayers? What are magpies doing up at 1am?

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  4. a retweeté
    31 janv.

    Two slices of bread and butter? Delicious. A sandwich with just butter? A depressing concept.

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    31 janv.

    The mistake you're making here is ascribing the rules of the real world to a children's book about witches and wizards.

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  6. il y a 23 heures

    I would like to speak to a therapist who can help me accept it’s okay to not watch Spurs anymore. Please let me know your rates.

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  7. il y a 23 heures

    My days are shit cos of lockdown but watching Spurs completely ruins my shit day

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  8. il y a 23 heures

    Gareth Bale had to come off cos he needs more time to work on his jokes on the bench

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  9. 31 janv.

    The only conspiracy theory I’ll believe in is they must be putting something in the water to make me keep watching Spurs?

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  10. 31 janv.

    Thank you for continuing to be so brave in publicly speaking out and revealing so openly that you’re an idiot. You help other idiots feel seen and give visibility to the stupid. You are an icon for Idiot Pride 👊

    If you think this is only about a virus you are mad, crazy, you're crackers! nuts! Mad as a ship's frog! But we'll forgive you cause you're up against billionaire psychopaths well prepared propaganda, a well oiled and slick machine many years in the making! Wake the Fuck Up!
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  11. 31 janv.

    Two slices of bread and butter? Delicious. A sandwich with just butter? A depressing concept.

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  12. 31 janv.

    My parents had their vaccination today. I felt sorry for the people they replaced and who we tied up - but I kept them hydrated by the bins and I couldn’t apologise enough.

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  13. 31 janv.

    SHOCKING. Also, in other news: Footballers have football practise in the event they may have a football match Firemen practise putting out fires And surgeons have medical training in the event that they may have to be surgeons in their job as surgeons

    In EVENT 201 the simulation of a virus pandemic ran by the Bill Gates Foundation and World Economic Forum in OCT '19 were the 'Trusted Voices' the celebrities used to push the agenda. Who will be the puppets from the world of entertainment and sport to do this in your age group?
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  14. 31 janv.

    Good morning everyone. Feeling lucky today as last night I fell asleep as per normal and when I woke up my thoughts and memories and consciousness were still exactly where I left them in my head and hadn’t been removed or mislaid.

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  15. 31 janv.

    What happened to this elderly Jewish French woman is horrifying. The prospect that her murderer’s crime is mitigated in the manner below simply cos he smoked some pot seems incredibly off to put it mildly. Follow for English language insights into AS in France

    Key information about the case of :
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  16. 30 janv.

    It’s okay, but for me, personally, there’s a lot of - come on get on with it - get past this shot of something else as we hear people taking underneath

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  17. 30 janv.

    The Dig on Netflix is such a schlep that since I started watching it layers of sediment and soil have collated around me. I’m writing this from under three foot of earth on my bed.

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  18. 30 janv.

    Gonna watch this film The Dig about Sutton Hoo, although my favourite dug up thing was The Tollund man, which was a history lesson I remember brilliantly at school. At the back of my mind I’ve subconsciously daydreamed how amazing it would be to find a bog man in the suburbs.

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  19. 30 janv.

    Please report this covid disinformation. Given the options available when reporting tweets, I submitted this in good faith as encouraging self-harm as I believe the lies spread below do exactly that: he’s encouraging people to do things that could severely compromise their health

    Masks make you Ill - cut oxygen +dirt+toxins in your mask; +don't stop anything as small as virus MASKERS ARE COMPLICIT IN KILLING CANCER VICTIMS +OTHERS BY PROPAGATING submission to CV19 rules blocking serious illnesses from hospital Think!
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    30 janv.

    HARSH WRITING ADVICE Ignore any writing advice that sounds like a poncy inspirational self help meme. You’re not on a fucking yoga retreat. Just sit your arse down and write. This isn’t a real job. Stop complaining.

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  21. 30 janv.

    HARSH WRITING ADVICE Ignore any writing advice that sounds like a poncy inspirational self help meme. You’re not on a fucking yoga retreat. Just sit your arse down and write. This isn’t a real job. Stop complaining.

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