LEE_BOLLINGER

@LEE_BOLLINGER

President, Columbia University; Chairman, New York Federal Reserve; Runner.

New York, New York
Joined December 2008

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  1. I woke up in a new Gulati

  2. TURN DOWN FOR WHOM

  3. Thank you, everyone, for your input. As of next year, I will be head coach and quarterback. And running back. And your RA. And a unicorn.

  4. Katy Perry, take the wheel

  5. Time to unplug the government, wait a little while, plug it back in, and restart it. Just like with my cable modem.

  6. Elon Musk is Tony Stark.

  7. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling old as fuck.

  8. Wow, Steve Holt looks terrible.

  9. Ugh I need so much hand sanitizer after this.

  10. Woo! Just touched down in Vegas! I feel like I'm forgetting something, though.

  11. I wish I were strong and beautiful.

  12. THERE'S ALWAYS SCHOOL UNITY IN THE BANANA STAND

  13. I have lost control. This is anarchy. Get to high ground.

  14. "Oh cool, Columbia is in the news! Oh... fuck." - Me this morning

  15. FUCK YEAH DAENERYS TARGARYEN

  16. WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP LEAVING ME

  17. Okay, I'm just gonna take one for the team and say it. How the fuck do you correctly pronounce "Schermerhorn?"

  18. "Ah, fuck it." – Me making decisions on a Friday.

  19. Nutella University in the City of New York

  20. Thanks, Barnard. Now I gotta worry about Lena Dunham showing up in the same outfit as me.

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