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@leaninglark

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san diego
Joined November 2008
Born January 01
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  1. 1 hour ago

    how do i teach everyone in the express lane at sprouts how to count

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  2. 8 hours ago

    carly rae jepsen is going to save us all

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  3. Feb 3

    emo nite this month. we goin sicko mode

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  4. Feb 3

    DAS RACIST RELAX STREAMING AGAAAAAAAAAIN

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  5. Feb 3

    where is the Cool Ranch

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  6. Jan 30

    morning best time

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  7. Jan 28

    villanelle syndrome

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  8. Jan 27

    “cauterize it with the blunt!”

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  9. Jan 24

    “i would go home after school and listen to 3 hours of eminem before doing anything.”

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

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  11. Jan 20

    “you keep jumping out of the water like a dolphin.” “it’s what i gotta do to survive.”

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  12. Jan 19

    “i thought it was really romantic how she didn’t kill her husband.”

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  13. Jan 17

    “drew’s my villanelle.”

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  14. Jan 16

    “fuckin... i hate a ‘no bad vibes’ bitch.”

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  15. Retweeted
    21 Jan 2017

    “Sweet dreams you piece of shit.” I try to snap the prison guard’s neck but just make him look to the left very quickly.

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  16. Jan 14

    “like that time i was stoned and listened to a bjork mix and had a breakdown because i was so scared.”

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    ao3: this work could have adult content me, in bed with cracker crumbs all over myself: it fucking better

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  18. Jan 11

    enjoying this Saturday Nite here on Earth

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  19. Jan 11

    i’m gonna do e-girl make up & watch killing eve and no one can stop me

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  20. Jan 6

    “‘i wanna see you in heaven’ is a pretty sick burn.”

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