Leah Tiscione
@LeahTiscione
My drawings are nutritious and will put hair on your bones. Shutup and dance.
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You can easily calculate how shitty a relationship was by plotting the ex axis along the why axis
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Sharon did you leave my shoes outside last night? Sharon: Yeah why FULL OF SPIDERS, NOW, SHARON
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Enter Password: "TomHanks69" Password must contain at least one special character: "TomHanksAsForrestGump69" Computer: Damn u went there lol
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Just looked up affect vs. effect for the 12th time in 2 years what percent of dumb are you if that happens
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Hey meth heads if you're reading twitter get better meth
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Opening a bar that sells alcohol after you should be cut off called Bar F
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*taps powdered donut like a cigarette* This precinct is going down the tubes
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Life is one big dance floor and we're all dancing like shit
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CEO: Yo I want a toy company so dope it has bro in the name Intern: Hasbro CEO: GENIUS get this dork a raise
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Hey traffic light at 3:03am FUCKING CHANGE ALREADY
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If you lose an arm you gain a phantom limb so you can fight ghosts finally??!!!!
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Oh so you underlined what the birthday card already said NOW it's sincere
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Graveyards are full of friends that will always be there for you
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Leah Tiscione followed ruined picnic, James Urbaniak and Jenny Pentland
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Guys in death metal bands called for their mommies and probably wet the bed at some point not so deathy now are they
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Vet: I'm sorry I put your dog down Lady: WHAAAAT??? Vet: Yeah sorry. Tell him his sweater isn't THAT stupid
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[security tape shows me hitting the sprite tab on soda fountain] isn't that a water cup [me] yes your honor [judge] you filthy piece of shit
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A lady in the streets but a freak in the circus
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Can't wait to roll up to the Entourage movie with my entourage Nobody, Absent, Fuck That and Missing Turtle
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