i'm just gonna start a thread of my favorite things i hear at work
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*looking over the specials board* "yea leah everything looks good other than the fact that coconut is not spelled cocunt"
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"are there woman matatdors?" "yea i think they're called matadoras"
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"where tf is wade" "he's probably pooping" "yea he takes long shits"
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my boss:"so you got any plans for thanksgiving" "yes working... you're literlally the one who scheduled me"
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"oh my god guys look leah's eating real food and not just dessert. i'm so proud of her"
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"hey jess can you watch the host stand for me real quick i gotta go to the bathroom" "yea have fun. don't miss"
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"i would be a great kindergarten teacher if i didn't cuss so much"
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"we're spring cleaning the restaurant" "raynor its literally november"
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